Here is one.

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example Tylenol's trade name is is Tylenol, generic name Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxcillin and Advil is also call Iburprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it was recently announced that a name few generic names have been settled upon.
Mycoxafloppin, Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, Dixafix and of course Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and we marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible fora man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs, and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concotion by the name of Mount & Do.
Thought for the day is:
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky [censored] and huge erections and absolutely no collection of what to do with them..... [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]


If this is a little much for this part of the forum. Rock or one of the others please move it. Just thought it was kinda funny.